Live, laugh, love and FIGHT!

Today Kirsten has not stopped crying! I have had it!!!! As any respectable parent does I finally resorted to yelling, screaming and stomping my feet. When that did not work, I sat her on my lap and asked her all the standard questions.

Mom: "Are you hungry?"

Kirsten: "No!"

Mom: "Are you thirsty?"

Kirsten: "No!"

Mom: "Are you bored?"

Kirsten: "No!"

Mom: "Are you sick honey?"

Kirsten: "Yes!" (CRY CRY CRY CRY ect.)"Take me to the Doctooooor!!" (CRY, CRY, CRY)

Mom: "Where are you sick? Your tummy?"

Kirsten: "No!"

Mom: " Head?"

Kirsten: No!"

Mom: Teeth?"

Kirsten: "No!"

Mom: " Then where are you sick baby?"

Kirsten: "I am sick of Mommy!!!!" ( CRY, CRY, CRY)

Mom: (LAUGH, LAUGH, LAUGH!)

Kirsten: Take me to the Doctor! (CRY, CRY CRY!) "I am sick of Mommy, take me to the dooooooctoooor!" (CRY, CRY, CRY)

These are the joys of parenting in your 40's. I cannot stop laughing now!

(And she is still crying:)